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Funny jokes |
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Aaron V. |
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Jokes |
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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
I Swear to drunk I'm Not god
"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"
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